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Dear Dark Lord: Should I Shadow Ban Unruly Minions (by Casting Their Souls Into the Shadow Realm)?
5 Sheep That Are Totally CRUSHING This Nativity Scene
Medieval Greeting Cards: Holiday Edition
Ye Opinion: I’m Not Anti-Free Speech, I Just Happen to Be Pro-Cutting My Rivals’ Tongues Out
A Royal Gift for Paid Subscribers
You’ve Got One Hell of a Crocodile Infestation
These Black Friday Sales Put the 'Deal' in 'Surviving This Winter Shall Be Quite an Ordeal'
Please Stop Complaining About the Horse Parking Lot We Razed Thy Homes to Build
Nape Voted Sexiest Place to Stab With a Halberd
The Only Way to Stop a Bad Guy with a Halberd Is a Goode Guy with a Vociferous Opinion on Polearms
How to Get in the Autumn Mood by Dying and Falling Off a Tree
Medieval HOA:SVU 4 - Loudly Doth He Chew
8 Maleficent Omens to Repurpose as Last-Minute Fall Decorations
So-called 'Holy War' Doesn't Even Have Any Knights Templar
The Dos and Don’ts of Seeing Thy Goat-headed Ex-boyfriend at the Séance
Heroic Gouvernment Passes Bill to Keep Paying Themselves
The Seven Deadly Sins Ranked By Profitability
Everyone in Fellowship Assumes Dark Elf a Diversity Hire
Scribes' Strike to Delay Production of 2 or 3 Bibles
Plague Death Toll Rises to Who Cares They're All Peasants
30 Over 30: These People Lived Past Age 30
‘You Have to Be Dead First,’ and Other Caveats to Our Fief’s Unlimited Vacation Policy
Why I Stopped Working and Started Absconding with the Duke’s Eldest Son
Hark! Fair Tavern Goers! Wilt Thou Stick Around for Open Bard Night?
Is the Media Over-Sexualizing Womyn’s Jousting, or Do Womyn Just Look Really Hot in Plate Armour?
There Beeth a New HOA in Towne
PTO Win! The Lord Now Offers 3 Days of Plague Tyme Off
Medieval HOA: SVU 4 - The Block Party
Intermittent Feasting, and Other Health Tips to Maintain Thy Dainty Yet Corpulent Noble Figure
Man Solemnly Vomits Ale and Sausages in Honour of Kingdom’s Founding
HOA Update - ſummer is in Full ſwing
This Kingdom Is Going to Shyt: A Lord Cannot Even Hire an Honest, Loyal Mercenary Army Anymore
Tech Review: Is This New ‘Spectacles’ Invention Better Than Holding Things Closer to Thy Face?
Sir Geoff and the Quest to Go on a Quest
Experts Warn Large Number of Arrows in Air May Pose Health Risks
The HOA Serves an Eviction Notice
How to Party so Hard That Thou Defaults on Thy Sovereign Debt
Church’s New Celibacy Policy Leads to Massive Decline in Sexy Ass Popes
7 Gifts to Give Thy Mother Without Violating the Whole 'Womyn Aren't Allowed to Own Property' Thing
Worried About Job Security? Consider Becoming a Dragon Sitting on a Hoard of Treasure
A Letter from the HOA (Hovel Owners Association) to the Snivelling Vassals of this Fief
Children’s Crusade Fail: Turns Out Children Really Suck at War
How to Slide Into Her DMs Without Provoking a Decades-long Blood Feud With Her Kinsfolk
Claim Your Goats as Dependents, and Other Last-Minute Tax Advice
What to Do When a Band of Brigands Has Stolen Thy Horse’s Catalytic Converter
Dear Dark Lord: My Quarry Slaves Aren't "All In" on Our Quarry's Mission
Looketh Out Ladies: Boëthius Got a New Ox and Now He’s the Hottest Shyt in the Village
Ye Opinion: Real Fools Don’t Celebrate April Fools’ Day. Real Fools Are Idiots All Year Round
Ye Olde Tyme Quest: The Peasant
A Lord Cannot Even Leave His Castle Unlocked in This Neighbourhood Anymore
Ye Olde Tyme Quest: The Peasant
Mayhaps the King Will Giveth Me His Favour if I Defend Him in a Conversation He Will Never Hear
"Kiss Me, I'm Elvish," Says Elf Who Wants to Be Kissed Because He's Sad and Alone
How to Diversify Thy Portfolio by Burying Treasure on Many Desert Islands Instead of Just One
This Prince Can Resurrect Thee With a Kiss, but Can He Make Thee Cometh?
9 Out of 10 Dentists Recommend Just Yanking Stuff Out and Seeing What Happens
King Rewrites All Books to Remove Offensive Parts About Peasants Having Money
Kinky Stonemason Into Buttress Stuff
Poor Job Outlook for Philosophers Not Important in Grand Scheme of Things, Report Philosophers
TikTok Addiction: The Youth Theſe Days ſpend too Much Tyme ſtaring at Clocks
‘No Evidence Jousting Causes Brain Injury,’ Claims Knight’s Mangled, Disembodied Head
Obnoxious Sports Fan Keeps Having Opposing Team Summarily Executed
In This Fiefdom We Are Family, Except Those of You Whom I Sired
How Affordable Was Life in the Middle Ages?
New Policy Allows Church to Sell Thy Prayer Data to Advertisers
I Have Had It With These Mother Felling Vikings in This Mother Felling Nave
Quiet Quitting: A Blight on Thy Fief, or a Natural Side Effect of Cutting Thy Serfs’ Tongues Out?
The Goose That Manipulated the Golden Egg Futures Market
Believe Me, No One Is More Upset About the Botched Dragon-Slaying Than I Am
DEAR DARK LORD: What Is a ‘Living Wage’ and Why Do My Minions Keep Asking for One?
Frost, and 8 Other Things That Bit the Prince's Pœnis During the Royal Wedding
Easy Ways to Meal Prep for the Week by Ordering Thy Servants to Do It Then Taking a Nap
Jobs Report: Everyone Still Doing Whatever Their Last Name Is
Ye Opinion: Back in My Day, We Didn’t Need a New Year Every Year