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Jim Hodgson's avatar

Prithee, Dark Lord, my spider-legged betrothed is telepathically compelling me to do my share of the household chores. Is that fair?

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Sam Rake's avatar

Couldn't stop smiling. It's the perfect combination of 'domestic advice column' and 'satanic overlord'. My favorite line for some reason was: "The one thing they all had in common was that I never felt ready." Exactly the sort of thing you'd see in a "Dear Wise One," article. Great piece!

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