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Prithee, Dark Lord, my spider-legged betrothed is telepathically compelling me to do my share of the household chores. Is that fair?
All is fair in telepathic arachnid love and war
My dark lord would have said, "As long as I get your firstborn child, I don't care when you get married."
Firstborn children are overrated.
Does she have a sister?
About 14,000 of them. Those things spawn like mad.
Many thanks! His Darkness shall keep thee in mind come the End Times.
Prithee, Dark Lord, my spider-legged betrothed is telepathically compelling me to do my share of the household chores. Is that fair?
All is fair in telepathic arachnid love and war
My dark lord would have said, "As long as I get your firstborn child, I don't care when you get married."
Firstborn children are overrated.
Does she have a sister?
About 14,000 of them. Those things spawn like mad.
Many thanks! His Darkness shall keep thee in mind come the End Times.