Couldn't stop smiling. It's the perfect combination of 'domestic advice column' and 'satanic overlord'. My favorite line for some reason was: "The one thing they all had in common was that I never felt ready." Exactly the sort of thing you'd see in a "Dear Wise One," article. Great piece!
Prithee, Dark Lord, my spider-legged betrothed is telepathically compelling me to do my share of the household chores. Is that fair?
Couldn't stop smiling. It's the perfect combination of 'domestic advice column' and 'satanic overlord'. My favorite line for some reason was: "The one thing they all had in common was that I never felt ready." Exactly the sort of thing you'd see in a "Dear Wise One," article. Great piece!
My dark lord would have said, "As long as I get your firstborn child, I don't care when you get married."
Does she have a sister?