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As the plague ravages the Kingdom, His Majesty’s lowly subjects are apt to talk about “superspreaders,” events or personages that spread this vile dis-…
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What a Lumpheaded Knave!
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After the band’s moste recent performance at the shire faire, the other members of the Gooseberrybardsmen were upset that their dulcimer player Leofric…
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Ever since books started taking the Kingdom by storm, His Majesty’s subjects hath all been thinking the same thing: “None of us knoweth how to read, bu…
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An Interview
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He hath been dead for a while, too.
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E’eryone knows the most important thing about being a soldier is looking cool. ‘Tis especially important for the infantry, since they’re all basically …
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Dost thou spend hours outside digging holes every day, yet never seem to get any better at it? Dost thou oft find thyself thinking, “There is probably …
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Whomst wouldst have known becoming lavishly wealthy wast so simple?
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Who dothn't love free tickets? No one! Forsooth, when we offered 100 peasants free tickets to Ye Olde Archerium, the Kingdom's premier archery tourname…
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"I haven't even been poisoned a little bit," he sayeth.
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Good morrow, literate peasants! Today’s storie ist a review of one of the Kingdom’s many fyne drinking establishments. If thou dost enjoy Ye Olde Tyme …
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