I Trust That Our Witch Hunters Will Only Burn Witches at the Stake in Self-Defence

Let our brave witch-finders do their jobbes

Feb 6 • Jan Lionsnest

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January 2026

Kingdom's Return-to-Orifice (RTO) Policy Has Peasants Asking 'Why?' and 'In Which Orifice?'

What The King's RTO policy means for thee

Jan 19 • Jan Lionsnest

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April 2025

Ye Opinion: This Tariff on Slaves Will Create More Jobs for Our Slaves Here at Home

A golden opportunity

Apr 10, 2025 • Jan Lionsnest

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‘Tis Not Fair That Fools Get Their Own Holiday But I, A Wiseman, Get Nothing

Jester's privilege hath gone too far

Apr 1, 2025 • Jan Lionsnest

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February 2025

How to Downsize Thy Fief With Only a Minor Risk of Causing a Peasant Revolt

Eliminating wasteful peasants hath ne'er been so simple!

Feb 24, 2025 • Jan Lionsnest

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I Think We're Worshipping the Wrong Sumerian Blood God

We should have picked a different blood god to serve

Feb 11, 2025 • Jan Lionsnest

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December 2023

Be This the End?

Or merely a new beginning?

Dec 28, 2023 • Jan Lionsnest

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Dear Dark Lord: Should I Shadow Ban Unruly Minions (by Casting Their Souls Into the Shadow Realm)?

When is the right time to hurl an obstreperous underling into the Shadow Realm?

Dec 26, 2023 • Jan Lionsnest

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5 Sheep That Are Totally CRUSHING This Nativity Scene

These sheep are on point

Dec 21, 2023 • Jan Lionsnest

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Medieval Greeting Cards: Holiday Edition

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Dec 19, 2023 • Jan Lionsnest

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Ye Opinion: I’m Not Anti-Free Speech, I Just Happen to Be Pro-Cutting My Rivals’ Tongues Out

They are not the same

Dec 15, 2023 • Jan Lionsnest

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Dear Dark Lord: Should I Wait Until After the Darkness Has Cast the Realm Into Eternal Shadow to Get Married?

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Dec 13, 2023 • Jan Lionsnest

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