Do you want the Danger Reduction Package or the Total Threat Elimination Package?
I’ve wondered for years about Medival marketing.
No more. Thanks
“Here’s an illuminated parchment with our service options. “
This is funny because crocodiles are in a moat and the moat person is very salesy and now they have to do the moat all over again which makes the moat guy more money and the owner guy less money. Hahahaha I knew a moat guy once, he’s inside a crocodile now! Moat guy? More like Mart guy! Hardly know ‘em I tell ya. I liked reading this!
I’m getting estimates from wildlife control services to remove some squirrels from the attic. Not much has changed in 800 years.