Do you want the Danger Reduction Package or the Total Threat Elimination Package?
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I’m getting estimates from wildlife control services to remove some squirrels from the attic. Not much has changed in 800 years.
Might I recommend our Fox+ Plan, wherein we infest thine attic with foxes to get rid of the squirrels?
Well said, sire.
I’ve wondered for years about Medival marketing.
No more. Thanks
“Here’s an illuminated parchment with our service options. “
Happy to provide insights on this moste important matter.
Moste Indeede
😂
I’m getting estimates from wildlife control services to remove some squirrels from the attic. Not much has changed in 800 years.
Might I recommend our Fox+ Plan, wherein we infest thine attic with foxes to get rid of the squirrels?
Well said, sire.