By Tavern Wench Catherine Weingarten Every lass sometymes waketh up with something on their face they dothn’t like, such as a pimple or a massive boil …
Be a little more specifick next tyme
Lo! Many hath proffered opinions about the unnaturally high rates of blindness amongst the Kingdom's freethinkers, recusants, and other dissidents. Did…
Get the most out of thy vassals whilst ensuring they get nought
Dear Dark Lord, I’m sure you get a lot of letters from creatures who want to turn away from the path of Darkness. Creatures that want to “follow their …
Early to bed ‘Tis quaintly reviving But illegal for peasants. Now get back to scything! * Early to rise, ‘Tis requir’d by Charter. Thou takes to the fi…
He stole mine horse, too!
“The safe and agonizing execution of our customers is our number one priority.”
Whilst it is not common, sometimes a man grows a thing called “feelings” for one or another of his wyves. New wyves being so easy for a nobleman of mea…
Thou hast successfully spewn forth from the womb and entered the Kingdom as a newborn babe. Unfortunately for thee, thou art a peasant and thy chances …
Summer doth make the peasants’ blood run hot, and ‘tis a well known season for rebellion in the far reaches of the Realm. Here beeth 7 Royal Colonies t…
Needeth a shield to fight in The King's wars? Desireth a sword with which to slay His Majesty's enemies? The Black Death hath kilt most of the populati…