Squire Hangs Poster of The King on Wall to Practice Kissing His RingBy Serf Correspondent Matt Dooman After long days of toiling for His Majesty, what ist better than coming home to practice serving Him even more? Squir…
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How to Put Subtle Pagan Undertones Into Thy Pumpkin Carving Without Provoking the Wrath of the InquisitionCarving pumpkins ist one of the Kingdom’s favourite pastimes during the Hallow’s Eve season. And whilst carving pagan symbols into thy jack-o’-lanterns…
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6 Excuses Holding Thee Back from Doubling Taxes to Fund a Precarious Naval ExpeditionEvery enterprising young lord desires to discover and conquer new territories beyond the horizon to bring fame and fortune to his name. But all too oft…
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Foode Review: Arrows. I Got Shot in the Mouth by One So I Guess We're Calling Them Foode NowIn the wide world of foode criticism one never knows which delicacies one will come upon in one’s travels. I mineself have reviewed spices from the Eas…
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Study: Majority of People Unaware There Multiple Edged Weapons Embedded in Their Skull and ChestWho knew?
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Everybody Told Cuthbert He Was Doing Sword Fighting Wrong. That Didn't Stop Him From Doing His Own ThingHuzzah, Cuthbert!
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Fashun Police Remind Everyone Not to Wear Pointy Shoes After Don't-Wear-Pointy-Shoes-Anymore DayThe Penalties for Doing Soe Shall Be Severe
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5 Fall Flavours That Will Make Thee Say "I Cannot Taste Any Of These Because The King Cut My Tongue Out For Blasphemy"As the weather takes a turn from the sultry days of summer to the crispness of autumn, those that can afford foode goeth wilde for the harvest season’s…
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Catch The Royal Speedhogge And Win A Free Chance To Be Mauled To Death For Interrupting The Sacred Hogge DashDost thou thinkest thou art fleet of foote and possess the celerity with which to catch the Royal Speedhogge? Well puttest thy swiftness to trial, for …
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Livestock Are Rectangular Now and We’re So Here For ItComing Soon: Rhombus Chickens
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Quizze: Is Thy Bastard Son Trying to Overthrow Thee and Taketh Thy Lordship?By Sir Drew Bastard sons. Every lord hath them. But every lord also hath the fear that they will one day murder him in his sleep to cast off the yolk o…
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Having One of Those “All of Our Raiding Party’s Ships Were Dashed Upon the Rocky Shoals” Kind of Days?We all hath been there.
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