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Experts Warn Large Number of Arrows in Air May Pose Health Risks
Especially for people with pre-existing arrow wounds
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Jan Lionsnest
4
Are You Flogging Your Workers Too Much, Not Enough, or the Right Amount but With the Wrong Type of Flogging Stick?
Taketh the quiz and find out!
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Jan Lionsnest
2
The HOA Serves an Eviction Notice
Plus: Block Party updates, shield wall, changes to HOA fees
 • 
Jan Lionsnest
 and 
Jim Hodgson
5
May 2023
ſunday ſcribblings
And ſome thoughts on the purpoſe of comedy
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Jan Lionsnest
2
Medieval HOA: SVU 2 - Sniveling Boogaloo
Formula Goat, Shield Walls, and Selling-Men Ahoy
Published on The Laughing Gallows • 
How to Party so Hard That Thou Defaults on Thy Sovereign Debt
A Lord must have priorities
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Jan Lionsnest
The HOA Is Called to Order
A response to last week’s irreverence
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Jan Lionsnest
 and 
Jim Hodgson
2
Church’s New Celibacy Policy Leads to Massive Decline in Sexy Ass Popes
Sorry ladies
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Jan Lionsnest
2
7 Gifts to Give Thy Mother Without Violating the Whole 'Womyn Aren't Allowed to Own Property' Thing
Maketh it a Mother's Day to remember
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Jan Lionsnest
4
Medieval HOA: SVU - Snivelling Vassals Unit Responses
A nobleman, a physician, and other sundries.
Published on The Laughing Gallows • 
Worried About Job Security? Consider Becoming a Dragon Sitting on a Hoard of Treasure
Thy road to fynancial stability
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Jan Lionsnest
It Happened Again: We Accidentally Crowned This Cat as King and Now He’s Waging a Civil War to Defend His Throne
Hate it when this happens
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Jan Lionsnest
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