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The Goose That Manipulated the Golden Egg Futures Market
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Jan 25, 2023 • 
Jan Lionsnest
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Do You Work More Than A Medieval Peasant?
Jun 22, 2022 • Jan Lionsnest
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How to Downsize Thy Fief With Only a Minor Risk of Causing a Peasant Revolt
Feb 24 • Jan Lionsnest
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Monk Airs Beef with Other Monk in Latest Gregorian Diss Chant
Jan 22, 2022 • Jan Lionsnest
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Ye Opinion: This Tariff on Slaves Will Create More Jobs for Our Slaves Here at Home
A golden opportunity
Apr 10 • 
Jan Lionsnest
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‘Tis Not Fair That Fools Get Their Own Holiday But I, A Wiseman, Get Nothing
Jester's privilege hath gone too far
Apr 1 • 
Jan Lionsnest
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How to Downsize Thy Fief With Only a Minor Risk of Causing a Peasant Revolt
Eliminating wasteful peasants hath ne'er been so simple!
Feb 24 • 
Jan Lionsnest
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I Think We're Worshipping the Wrong Sumerian Blood God
We should have picked a different blood god to serve
Feb 11 • 
Jan Lionsnest
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Be This the End?
Or merely a new beginning?
Dec 28, 2023 • 
Jan Lionsnest
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Dear Dark Lord: Should I Shadow Ban Unruly Minions (by Casting Their Souls Into the Shadow Realm)?
When is the right time to hurl an obstreperous underling into the Shadow Realm?
Dec 26, 2023 • 
Jan Lionsnest
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5 Sheep That Are Totally CRUSHING This Nativity Scene
These sheep are on point
Dec 21, 2023 • 
Jan Lionsnest
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