Absorb thy mind in ye olde fantasy from the reaches beyond.
- Jan Lionsnest
Great half-fortnightly analysis of each issue of the Onion from onescore years past. King approved!
Unfortunately, I don’t speak Romanian.
Mere words cannot describe, but The King doth approve.
Rian is a fine writer, and a friend and contributor to Ye Olde Tyme News. Thou shan’t regret reading The Gargoyle.
Jocular observations from a humorous fellow. Always makes The King chortle.
Dost thou enjoy laughing and/or being sent to the gallows? If so, then Jim's publickation may be for thee!
The King is the best. But perhaps honesty is a close second.
Sports were better when everyone died.
Ye military's fynest news source. King-approved.
“My wife left me for a scribe last week. Says she can’t resist a man in cuneiform.”