Royal Guardsman Can’t Believe He Missing 2-for-1 Mead Flagons Night Just to Quell Insurrection
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As a mobbe of angry peasants attempted to storm the Castle walls on Woden’s Day, Royal Guardsman Steen Herbgnome couldn’t believe he had to miss 2-for-1 mead flagons night at the tavern just to quell an insurrection. “We hath spent all week quelling insurrections ’round the Kingdom. This one just had to happen on our day off,” sayeth Herbgnome. “Can we getteth just one day to kicketh back and enjoy the fyne drink deals at Ye Uncouth Schooner without having to put down any revolts?”
Royal Guardsman Can’t Believe He Missing 2-for-1 Mead Flagons Night Just to Quell Insurrection
Royal Guardsman Can’t Believe He Missing…
Royal Guardsman Can’t Believe He Missing 2-for-1 Mead Flagons Night Just to Quell Insurrection
As a mobbe of angry peasants attempted to storm the Castle walls on Woden’s Day, Royal Guardsman Steen Herbgnome couldn’t believe he had to miss 2-for-1 mead flagons night at the tavern just to quell an insurrection. “We hath spent all week quelling insurrections ’round the Kingdom. This one just had to happen on our day off,” sayeth Herbgnome. “Can we getteth just one day to kicketh back and enjoy the fyne drink deals at Ye Uncouth Schooner without having to put down any revolts?”