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Jennifer Morrow's avatar

I'm surprised by the high percentage of those not attracted to wounds at all. I suspect these are just people who have never encountered a sexy wound before.

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Jan Lionsnest's avatar

Some people just hath no taste for the finer things

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David Perlmutter's avatar

I beith one of thee 6% not attracted to the wounds.

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Jan Lionsnest's avatar

Thou knowest not what thou art missing.

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VR's avatar

Proboscis is a goode place for those vermin who wouldst foul with slurs the Goode name of the halbeardsmen participating who are merely doing a scientific study.

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V Kelly-Sibley's avatar

I ..... don't quite know what to say.... to like this piece is wrong in soooo many ways. So, I'll guess I'll have to say LOVED IT, let's hunt the 6% down, shall we?

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Jan Lionsnest's avatar

Yea, so long as we hunt them with halberds

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V Kelly-Sibley's avatar

Dusting my halberd off as I type!

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the long warred's avatar

Thee hath a merry Hallows Eve, what would thy do for Candlemas?

Truly add thee fire to sword for Holistic-eth (TM) Holy days.

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