Inquisitor Pretty Sure There Part in Bible Where Jesus Recommends Sticking Molten Iron Spike Up Pagan’s Ænus
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Whilst he was debating how exactly to torture and kill his next heathen victim, the Grand Inquisitor noted he was “pretty sure” there was a part in the Bible where Jesus recommends sticking a molten iron spike up pagans’ ænuses. “I can’t quite remember if Jesus said the cure for paganism was sticking a red hot poker up everyone’s arse or showing love and kindness towards all mankind,” sayeth the Grand Inquisitor. “Pretty sure ‘twas the former.”
Inquisitor Pretty Sure There Part in Bible Where Jesus Recommends Sticking Molten Iron Spike Up Pagan’s Ænus
Inquisitor Pretty Sure There Part in Bible…
Inquisitor Pretty Sure There Part in Bible Where Jesus Recommends Sticking Molten Iron Spike Up Pagan’s Ænus
Whilst he was debating how exactly to torture and kill his next heathen victim, the Grand Inquisitor noted he was “pretty sure” there was a part in the Bible where Jesus recommends sticking a molten iron spike up pagans’ ænuses. “I can’t quite remember if Jesus said the cure for paganism was sticking a red hot poker up everyone’s arse or showing love and kindness towards all mankind,” sayeth the Grand Inquisitor. “Pretty sure ‘twas the former.”