The tools I use to make Ye Olde Tyme News
Well, hell. You've disrobed the ancient skill of writing of its mystery. In one fell swoop, you've told us how easy it is to write. Either intentionally or not, you've removed the challenge. Now, any Tom, Dick, or Harry can get rich by simply following your 1-2-3 formula for penning brilliant tales of yore. Nuts! You've left me no choice but to return to my previous metier of arm wrestling for money in Las Vegas.
I believe it was Wordsworth who said, "Refer thee often to a dragon dick."