By Commodius Blunderstunch, Chief Wrangler of Knaves E’eryone doth know well the feeling of wishing they couldst send their child to the The King’s Crusade to win glory. Well now be the perfeckt tyme, for thy liegelord left his helmet there and needs someone to go and grab it real quick. In case thou needs further convincing, herein set many a reason why thou shouldst send thy progeny to The King’s Crusade (where thou shouldst also be, wert thou not such a useless knave).