The Royal Magistrate of Tournaments and Jousts hath declared that a silly fellow blowing a horn shall once again be starring in the halftime show of this year’s Grand Tournament, much to the delight of tournament-goers. “Mineself doth not e’en care for the jousts. I only come to see the colorful cuss bloweth his fanfare at midquarters,” sayeth Lord Swœçon, a longtyme fan of the hornblower. “His mighty bellows hath the crowd rearing from their seats to dance e’ery tyme!”