Santa Will Not Give Thee Freedom For Christmas So Stop Asking
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Sir Nikolaus “Santa” Claus hath declared that he will no longer be granting freedom to serfs for Christmas, so thou can stop asking him already. Whilst ’tis clear from the multitude of letters censured by The Crowne that most of the Kingdom’s serfs desire nothing but an end to their involuntary servitude, ’tis economically and morally infeasible to grant any of them l’berty.
Santa Will Not Give Thee Freedom For Christmas So Stop Asking
Santa Will Not Give Thee Freedom For…
Santa Will Not Give Thee Freedom For Christmas So Stop Asking
Sir Nikolaus “Santa” Claus hath declared that he will no longer be granting freedom to serfs for Christmas, so thou can stop asking him already. Whilst ’tis clear from the multitude of letters censured by The Crowne that most of the Kingdom’s serfs desire nothing but an end to their involuntary servitude, ’tis economically and morally infeasible to grant any of them l’berty.