“What in Bog’s name is an Illurhög, anyway?” a soldier asked his sergeant. The Illurhög had been laying waste to the lande for many weeks, and word of the beast’s wrath had finally reached the Royal Ears. The Archchairsitters of the Royal Army had kept the badde news from The King for fear it would cost them their jobs. When He finally did hear the news, The King promptly had them executed for treason and began preparing His Army for war. The beast had already destroyed the entire Rumpish Province and soon would threaten the borders of the Kingdom proper.
Never Go to Battle Without Polishing Thy Brooches
Never Go to Battle Without Polishing Thy…
Never Go to Battle Without Polishing Thy Brooches
“What in Bog’s name is an Illurhög, anyway?” a soldier asked his sergeant. The Illurhög had been laying waste to the lande for many weeks, and word of the beast’s wrath had finally reached the Royal Ears. The Archchairsitters of the Royal Army had kept the badde news from The King for fear it would cost them their jobs. When He finally did hear the news, The King promptly had them executed for treason and began preparing His Army for war. The beast had already destroyed the entire Rumpish Province and soon would threaten the borders of the Kingdom proper.