Hast thou found thyself caught up in the midst of a siege? Wast thou in one moment going about thy normal noble business being carried ‘round towne in thy sedan to keep thy fair feet out of the muck, and in the next found thyself under a hail of enemy projectiles? Well worry not! For there beeth plenty of ways to avoid being killed by their archers and artillerymen. Here be the towne’s most expendable people to duck behind during the next artillery barrage.