A card for every goat-related occasion!
These are extremely clever. I bet you could make some killer Christmas cards.
I canst not stop the laughter that burbleth forth from mine bowels. Fortunately, everything else stayeth in place.
Verily, this man doth love his orbs.
Thou art a supremely witty man, methinks.
thou hath my peasant bottom rolling in the mud laughing (greeting card from me to you)