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Peasant Dirtwhistle's avatar

This gave me to a wee chuckle, though with a radish shoved up me hinder‑hole, it smarted something fierce

Jan Lionsnest's avatar

The King bids thee leave the radish be, whether ‘tis smarting or not.

Peasant Dirtwhistle's avatar

Aye, my Liege, as ye will it so it shall be. I'll tell me family to pay no heed to me hollerin' nor the pain that follows. Bless ye for lettin' the likes of common filth such as me serve yer vast Kingdom.

Skip Carufel's avatar

A commentary, perhaps, regarding the current attitude of the current administrations regarding its currently callous consideration of the citizenry?

Jan Lionsnest's avatar

Nay, an ode to overflowing orifices.

Michael's avatar

Hehe, good stuff!

Cole Noble's avatar

HE’S BACK!

Jan Lionsnest's avatar

I find mineself to be a much moore productive scribe now that mine orifices are properly filled.