King Bans High Capacity Crossbows, Except for Use Against Peasants, Serfs, Heretics, Orcs, Dragons, Rebellions, Witches, Elves, Dark Elves, Dwarves, Reindeer, Et Al.
King Bans High Capacity Crossbows, Except for Use Against Peasants, Serfs, Heretics, Orcs, Dragons, Rebellions, Witches, Elves, Dark Elves, Dwarves, Reindeer, Et Al.
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By B.S. Rendellshire of House Perineum, Garderobe Wash Squire Amid the Kingdom’s 22nd Mass Peasant Pillaging this month, The King hath announced an immediate ban on all high capacity crossbows, except for use against those whom He deems undesirable. This list includes peasants, serfs, heretics, orcs, dragons, rebellions, witches, Elves, Dark Elves, Dwarves, reindeer, and many others to be determined by The King’s mood at any given tyme.
King Bans High Capacity Crossbows, Except for Use Against Peasants, Serfs, Heretics, Orcs, Dragons, Rebellions, Witches, Elves, Dark Elves, Dwarves, Reindeer, Et Al.
King Bans High Capacity Crossbows, Except for…
King Bans High Capacity Crossbows, Except for Use Against Peasants, Serfs, Heretics, Orcs, Dragons, Rebellions, Witches, Elves, Dark Elves, Dwarves, Reindeer, Et Al.
By B.S. Rendellshire of House Perineum, Garderobe Wash Squire Amid the Kingdom’s 22nd Mass Peasant Pillaging this month, The King hath announced an immediate ban on all high capacity crossbows, except for use against those whom He deems undesirable. This list includes peasants, serfs, heretics, orcs, dragons, rebellions, witches, Elves, Dark Elves, Dwarves, reindeer, and many others to be determined by The King’s mood at any given tyme.