The sea be dark and full of dangers. And in a seafaring towne such as thine, the call of the great salty beyond tends to lure all of the most eligible and attractive bachelors with the promise of coin and adventure. For a young maiden unbetrothéd, it can be particularly stressful to watch a galleon full of potential suitors set sail in the midst of a squall. And ‘tis stressful indeed to watch from the shore as a ship containing numerous unmarried men who come from good families and have abs be dashed upon the cliffs, sending them all to a briny death.