The Dark Lord Dörgu Bøgerleshk, Bane of the Nrymbobl, Usurper of Forlorn Souls, Blood Governour of the Flaming Infernal Swamplands, hath made a new year’s resolution to be more ævil this year, sources doth say. “This past year was just so tough. I feel like I didn’t mercilessly torment the weak or cast the spirits of the innocent into the Everburning Flames of Þjástlludw nearly as much as I should have,” sayeth Bøgerleshk. “But that shall all change in the new year.”
Dark Lord Resolves to Be More Evil This Year
Dark Lord Resolves to Be More Evil This Year
Dark Lord Resolves to Be More Evil This Year
The Dark Lord Dörgu Bøgerleshk, Bane of the Nrymbobl, Usurper of Forlorn Souls, Blood Governour of the Flaming Infernal Swamplands, hath made a new year’s resolution to be more ævil this year, sources doth say. “This past year was just so tough. I feel like I didn’t mercilessly torment the weak or cast the spirits of the innocent into the Everburning Flames of Þjástlludw nearly as much as I should have,” sayeth Bøgerleshk. “But that shall all change in the new year.”