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Freddy Dans's avatar

O thou swole Pope

Of holy biceps and glutes

Who inspired in us manly Hope

Where goeth thy protein toots?

How wilt thou cultivate Mass?

And awe the Lord's flock with thy hot Ass?

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Jan Lionsnest's avatar

A wise but wistful lamentation, that.

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