Buttwipers' Guild Facing Kingdom-Wide Shortage of Clean Hands
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Lo! The recent outbreak of the plague hath caused the Kingdom's subjects to wipeth their butts en masse for some reason. Now, the honourable Guild of Buttwipers beeth overworked and cann't hardly cleaneth their hands in tyme to wipe all of the Kingdom's holes.
Buttwipers' Guild Facing Kingdom-Wide Shortage of Clean Hands
Buttwipers' Guild Facing Kingdom-Wide…
Buttwipers' Guild Facing Kingdom-Wide Shortage of Clean Hands
Lo! The recent outbreak of the plague hath caused the Kingdom's subjects to wipeth their butts en masse for some reason. Now, the honourable Guild of Buttwipers beeth overworked and cann't hardly cleaneth their hands in tyme to wipe all of the Kingdom's holes.