Oyez! Oyez! His Majesty The King hath taken the moste magnanimous action of deploying the Royal Army to all the rebellious provinces of the Kingdom to restore a feeling of Christmas cheer throughout the lande. “In these difficult tymes of poverty and plague, ’tis often hard to maintain ye holiday spirit,” sayeth lowly subject Bliinë Foos. “Luckily, His Majesty’s troops will cut out the eyes of any man, womyn, or child caught frowning, so being sad is not an option!”