There be wee imps sneking into mine hovel at night, beating upon mine back with hammers whilst I sleep, causing me to be unable to rise promptly upon awakening at pre-Dawn, making me late to ye beet fields to commence work. The HOA security be inadequyate.
I particularly enjoyed "Lord of Garthbrook." It remindeth me of mine own "Aethelmertz of the Isle of Lucie."
"Many of thy homes are actively on fire." I laughed out loud. So good.
There be wee imps sneking into mine hovel at night, beating upon mine back with hammers whilst I sleep, causing me to be unable to rise promptly upon awakening at pre-Dawn, making me late to ye beet fields to commence work. The HOA security be inadequyate.
Medieval H.O.A.s were fiefdoms.
Modern H.O.A.s are feefdoms.