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My lord, may I offer my services as the most well-armored arborist in the land? I can handle all murderous foliage from ill-tempered weeds nigh on to villainous hardwoods. I even clean up the bodies of our dead apprentices and most of their dismembered parts.

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Nay, sorry. I prefer to hold on to my dead apprentices for the tyme being.

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I almost forgot to toss the carrion out on the lawn. Thanks for the reminder.

Wishing thou a frightful Halloween!

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So many carrion-related chores to do this tyme of year. ‘Tis hard to keep track of them all.

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Yeah, what's up with those warty pumpkins?

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Poor skyncare routine.

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Oct 31, 2023
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Thou dost need to find a new house. Thy house belongs to the cats now. 🐈‍⬛ 🏡 🐈‍⬛

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