My lord, may I offer my services as the most well-armored arborist in the land? I can handle all murderous foliage from ill-tempered weeds nigh on to villainous hardwoods. I even clean up the bodies of our dead apprentices and most of their dismembered parts.
My lord, may I offer my services as the most well-armored arborist in the land? I can handle all murderous foliage from ill-tempered weeds nigh on to villainous hardwoods. I even clean up the bodies of our dead apprentices and most of their dismembered parts.
Nay, sorry. I prefer to hold on to my dead apprentices for the tyme being.
I almost forgot to toss the carrion out on the lawn. Thanks for the reminder.
Wishing thou a frightful Halloween!
So many carrion-related chores to do this tyme of year. ‘Tis hard to keep track of them all.
Yeah, what's up with those warty pumpkins?
Poor skyncare routine.
Thou dost need to find a new house. Thy house belongs to the cats now. 🐈⬛ 🏡 🐈⬛