Many younglings hath dreams of one day sailing the high seas in command of a fleet of amphibious warships. And rightfully so. ‘Tis a promising and honourable profession that any enterprising young warlord should aspire to. But not e’eryone possesses the skill and tactical prowess needed to lead a band of sea marauders to successfully plunder vulnerable coastal enclaves. Here be 6 signs thou wilt never make it as commodore of a flotilla of longships, no matter how hard thou tries.