What Ruined Thy Lambshanksgiving Feast This Year?

Lambshanksgiving: a tyme for families to come together to give thanks and lambshanks to The King as a show of gratitude for His munificent rule o’er them.

But it seems that e’ery Lambshanksgiving Day, some inauspicious occurrence always transpires which ruins this bountiful feast. Useth the chart below to see which happenstance shall ruin thy Lambshanksgiving dinner this year.