Top Picks for Thy Fantasy Jousting League so Thou Can Win Enoughe Wheat to Survive the Winter
By Sir Drew
The king hath learned that serfs are creating fantasy jousting leagues and wagering foodstuffs so they can survive the winter. Whatte fun! E’eryone loveth a good fantasy jousting league, and e’ery serf liketh having foode whilst their neighbors starve.
Followe our drafting tips for success in thine league and be overjoyed with merriment until thou art crippled in the winter frosts!
His Majesty’s Royal Selfe shall always beeth thy top picke! He is the greatest jouster in the lande and hath been infused with strengthe from God! The rumours of The King falling from his steed, being carried from the fielde of battle, and returning in his armour taller with a deeper voice whilst refusing to showe his face are false.
Sir Robert the Balding
Always a strong choice. Don’t let the fact that he beheaded thy son and carried away thy daughter get in the way. He shall score many a point for thee, and points are more important than familie.
An undervalued choice thou can snatch up on the cheape. Although he be comming off a disappointing last jousting season due to an injury sustained in a failed attempt to save a princess from a dragon, he is back in top form physically and emotionally.
A populare pick, but pass. Last month he was poisoned and the coward Rutherford now resides in his castle. Talk up Lord Glenmont’s strength to those who hathn’t heard the latest news from the towne cryer.
Sir Ardicstrong, Beheader of Orcs
Oftene picked in the early rounds, Sir Ardicstrong shouldst be at the bottome of thy lists. Although his title be impressive, he is known more for battle prowess with the axe, and his skill with the lance falls well short of the bluster spouted impertinently from his garrulous tongue.
There thou hast it. Be sure to informe the Royal Tax Collector of the grain thou wins so His Majesty can taketh it for the Royal Yuletyde Feast. Also, The King will needeth thy firstborne son for the war, so there’s that.