Three Mashèd Turnip Recipes for When Thou Hast Sold All Thy Teeth to Purchase Said Turnips
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By Lady Emily of Salle Heigh-ho, by some miraculous Fortune thou hast obtained a goodly mass of turnips. Mayhaps thou planted the remains of a half-eaten bulb thou discover’d near thy Lord’s Pigsty. And mayhaps, in the Throes of Famine, thou hast sold thy last remaining teeth to the village apothecary and proffered the coin thus procured to purchase more turnips. Now thou hast found thyself with prodigious turnips, but alas, no means of masticating them.
Three Mashèd Turnip Recipes for When Thou Hast Sold All Thy Teeth to Purchase Said Turnips
Three Mashèd Turnip Recipes for When Thou…
Three Mashèd Turnip Recipes for When Thou Hast Sold All Thy Teeth to Purchase Said Turnips
By Lady Emily of Salle Heigh-ho, by some miraculous Fortune thou hast obtained a goodly mass of turnips. Mayhaps thou planted the remains of a half-eaten bulb thou discover’d near thy Lord’s Pigsty. And mayhaps, in the Throes of Famine, thou hast sold thy last remaining teeth to the village apothecary and proffered the coin thus procured to purchase more turnips. Now thou hast found thyself with prodigious turnips, but alas, no means of masticating them.