By Part Tyme Fool Mick Cohen-Carroll Dearest Forbidden Diary of Scribbles and Letters, All my lyfe I hath been a good follower, aye? Rules art most wondrous! As a childe, I tended to the field to helppe my parents with the crops. Anon, throughout the full five years of education, I wast an exemplary student. Ergo, whence I became a monk, I conformed to what was expected of me: I gaveth my hair to the Church.