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Jennifer Morrow's avatar

I'm going with F. I guess I'm just a romantic.

Jan Lionsnest's avatar

Ah, yes, the classic beef and cheese romance. A bit cliche, but for good reason.

David Perlmutter's avatar

"...even if you are an evil witch and total buzzkill".

A fractured fairy tale with choose your own adventure attached. Wow.

Alexa Tuttle's avatar

Omg every version of the story was great fun to read, but the very last one is what I would choose! Hahaha so entertaining. I love the medieval news articles and also am really enjoying the departure into medieval fictional comedic stories from that world!

Jan Lionsnest's avatar

A moste excellent choice. Many thanks!

Earl Chestly's avatar

HANG THY WITCHES. THEY ARE THE END. THE END IS HERE.

Rachel LaDue's avatar

I want to say Team Arby’s so I can mic drop with “Unbeatable amount of meat” but I’m affeared that will seem to ally me with ye olde patriarchy by pun :D

Jan Lionsnest's avatar

One needs alliances.

the long warred's avatar

K; VIZIER brand ROYAL vaccinations against Malefebitch virus are mandated for entire kingdom.

After which it’s discovered that Malefebitch is on the board of VIZER, the princess got the placebo, the Kingdom has many miscarriages, and the King and Queen are in on the scam.

As all the men in the Kingdom are made Eunuchs by VIZER vaccines, no revolt.

Jan Lionsnest's avatar

‘Tis always nice to have a few eunuchs hanging ‘round.

the long warred's avatar

We’re in I, and moving towards Z

As in WW Z lol

VR's avatar

I like J. No good deed goes unpunished.

Besides, imagine boiling a snake which did nothing wrong at all. Fie, fie.

VR's avatar

Also I like the variety of posts. This variable endings stuff is fun! And I love all the news articles too. Diversity wins!

Jan Lionsnest's avatar

But...boiled snakes are so delicious

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Nov 28, 2023
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Jan Lionsnest's avatar

Sorcery consultants are highly underrated 🧙‍♀️