A choose thine own adventure tale, of sorts
I'm going with F. I guess I'm just a romantic.
"...even if you are an evil witch and total buzzkill".
A fractured fairy tale with choose your own adventure attached. Wow.
Omg every version of the story was great fun to read, but the very last one is what I would choose! Hahaha so entertaining. I love the medieval news articles and also am really enjoying the departure into medieval fictional comedic stories from that world!
HANG THY WITCHES. THEY ARE THE END. THE END IS HERE.
I want to say Team Arby’s so I can mic drop with “Unbeatable amount of meat” but I’m affeared that will seem to ally me with ye olde patriarchy by pun :D
K; VIZIER brand ROYAL vaccinations against Malefebitch virus are mandated for entire kingdom.
After which it’s discovered that Malefebitch is on the board of VIZER, the princess got the placebo, the Kingdom has many miscarriages, and the King and Queen are in on the scam.
As all the men in the Kingdom are made Eunuchs by VIZER vaccines, no revolt.
We’re in I, and moving towards Z
As in WW Z lol
I like J. No good deed goes unpunished.
Besides, imagine boiling a snake which did nothing wrong at all. Fie, fie.
I like A