Hast thou made thee a New Year’s resolution yet? Whilst many of the Kingdom’s subjects opt not to maketh resolutions because the future is ever bleak and nothing will change their pitiable condition, if this be the year that thou resolved to lose weight, then thou art in luck. Barbarians hath just raided our borderlands and burned the vast majority of our crops, which wilt cause a drastic shortage of foodstuffs in the coming months.