Slide into her Dignified Missives like a nobleman
OMG. I see your email and I stop everything I'm doing. Fav line today: "Send her a woodcut of thy dagger." I see a revenue stream for you in this: writing custom wedding ceremonies. But perhaps you're already paying your rent this way.
Ah yes, the age-old courting ritual of meatsplaining.
How to Slide Into Her DMs Without Provoking a Decades-long Blood Feud With Her Kinsfolk
OMG. I see your email and I stop everything I'm doing. Fav line today: "Send her a woodcut of thy dagger." I see a revenue stream for you in this: writing custom wedding ceremonies. But perhaps you're already paying your rent this way.
Ah yes, the age-old courting ritual of meatsplaining.