Slide into her Dignified Missives like a nobleman
OMG. I see your email and I stop everything I'm doing. Fav line today: "Send her a woodcut of thy dagger." I see a revenue stream for you in this: writing custom wedding ceremonies. But perhaps you're already paying your rent this way.
So long as both family patriarchs approve of said ceremonies.
Lol. But of course.
Ah yes, the age-old courting ritual of meatsplaining.
An esteemed tradition, by my troth.
OMG. I see your email and I stop everything I'm doing. Fav line today: "Send her a woodcut of thy dagger." I see a revenue stream for you in this: writing custom wedding ceremonies. But perhaps you're already paying your rent this way.
So long as both family patriarchs approve of said ceremonies.
Lol. But of course.
Ah yes, the age-old courting ritual of meatsplaining.
An esteemed tradition, by my troth.