4 Budget-Friendly Ways to Avenge the Misdeeds Wrought Upon Thee by the Wizard Prince
Get vengeance without emptying thy coin satchel
If thou art like us, then the vile Wizard Prince hath probably wreaked all kinds havoc upon thee and thy bloodline.
Whether he sent his goblin armies to ravage thy homelands, or cast sorcerous spells upon thy hearth, or spied on thee in the privy with his orb, the Wizard Prince hath oft sought ways to cause thee misfortune. What’s worse, ridding thyself of this pesky mage can cost thee many a groat.
Fortunately, banishing the Wizard Prince from thy lyfe and getting vengeance for his many misdeeds can be accomplish’d without emptying thine entire coin satchel. Herein be somme budget-friendly tips on how to avenge the grave ills wrought upon thee and thy kinsmen by the cowardly Wizard Prince.
1. Hide His Favourite Orb
If thou art of a wily disposition, ‘tis possible to sneak into his Wizard Lair and steal away with his favourite orb without paying a ha’penny. Every tyme someone hides his orb, he locks himself away in the dungeons for centuries sulking o’er his loss. Hide it well and he shall not cause any more problems among thy lineage for at least a few generations!
2. Swap His Wizard Staff With a Regular Stick
Imagine the Wizard Prince’s surprise when he goes to cast a mighty spell and finds he is holding a mere yew stick! Sticks can typically be found for free, just be sure to maintain a safe distance because he is also skilled in the use of the bo staff.
3. Send Him a Jar that Appears to Be Top-Shelf Wizard Beard Balm but Is Actually Store Brand Wizard Beard Balm
E’eryone knows the Wizard Prince is particular about beard care. His favourite salve is Agadell’s Enchanted Beard Balm, and for goode reason, for it is of mythical qualitie. Treating his wizard beard with anything less causes it to become dry and lusterless. To play a trick on him, buy a jar of store brand wizard beard balm and replace the label to make it look like Agadell’s. Then send him the false ointment as if thou desires to make peace with him. With any luck, the fool will fall for it and his beard will lack moisture for days!
4. Ignore Him
The Wizard Prince craves attention above all else. Regardless of the damage he hath racked upon thy village, thou must ignore him entirely. This is a great way to wound his pride without breaking the bank, and he shall soon be forced to find another pitiable victim to harass.
If thou hast fallen victim to the Wizard Prince’s curséd schemes, ‘tis high tyme to fight back. There are many ways to avenge thyself on a budget. Wehopes the tips above will help thee to allay the many ills he hath caused thee and expose him for the scoundrel he is!