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How to Earn Thy Vassals’ Respect Without Paying Them or Acknowledging Their Personhood in Any Way Whatsoever
Get the respect thou deserves, by any means necessary
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Is He Playing Hard to Get, or Is He a Teutonic Knight Who Hath Sworn a Vow of Chastity and Utterly Spurned Womyn?
Take ye quizze and find out!
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Dear Dark Lord: I Think the Spider Queen That Spawned an Army of Man-eating Arachnids Is Taking Advantage of Our Parental Leave Policy
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The Seven Deadly Sins Ranked By Profitability
Put thy transgressions to goode use
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How to Explain the Gap in Thy Résumé to the All-seeing, All-knowing Orbuculum Conducting the Job Interview
Explain thy gaps with confidence, and without provoking the wrath of the Orb
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Everyone in Fellowship Assumes Dark Elf a Diversity Hire
Have Dwarf and Elf Inclusion initiatives gone too far?
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Scribes' Strike to Delay Production of 2 or 3 Bibles
And probably some shyt about King Arthur, too
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